I used to be vanilla yogurt, peanut butter sandwiches and Lays potato chips, but now Im calamari and wasabi, with a side of spring rolls.
I used to be a beat up, run down, rust bucket jalopy, but now I am a beat up, run down, over-sized sedan.
I used to be a meddlesome mouse, but know I am a napping tiger on a warm rock.
I used to be Teletubbies reruns, but now I am an I love Lucy marathon.
I used to be a broken overhead light bulb, but now I am a cinema projection light.













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